wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
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