THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
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