I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
Randomize
