it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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