I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
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