I swear she didn't look like that last week.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
He made a toga out of my hot pink bed sheets and cracked an egg on his head. Then he proceeded to alphabetize our DVD collection, which was impressive because I'm 99% sure he couldn't have done that sober.
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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