did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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