last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
please don't ironically join a cult
Randomize
