Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
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Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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