i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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