Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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