Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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