Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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