Me too!
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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