So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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