My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
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