im having a threesome with these popsicles
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
Randomize
