It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
Randomize
