yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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