i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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