Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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