i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
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