I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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I hope mine doesn't look like that
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
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