shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
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