In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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