I don't think brook has ever known best
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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