Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
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