What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
She told me she brought a guy home but that he looked pickled. And no, that's not an autocorrect.
Hahahah pickled
I asked her what she meant and she said that he looked like he had soaked in water.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
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