Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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