Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
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