We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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