We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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