All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
I knew I was in the wrong bar when "I have a daughter your age" was some random's pick up line.
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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