There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
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