have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
Randomize
