i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
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