youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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