whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
sex in a hospital.. check
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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