u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
