So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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