You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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