it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
Randomize
