just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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