ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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