At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
Randomize
