My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
As we were walking to her place she stole a pizza from the delivery guy's car and when we got home she grabbed a slice, two beers, removed her pants, and said "call of duty?" im going to marry her
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Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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