god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
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