Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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