Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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