you guys were way drunker than both of me
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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