and next time when you feel me up, do it right
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
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