Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
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