i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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